You can pretend the Mandarin fish are sharks and the look is full of the manliness... and... the mesh line makes your package look huuge.... 


• Four-way stretch water-repellent microfiber fabric
• Anti-chafe mesh inner liner
• Elastic waistband with drawcord
• Mesh pockets
• Small inside pocket for valuables
• UPF 50+
Disclaimer: if your package doesn't look huuge, that's on you, not me