This is the Tee you need if you are part of the art mafia, trust fund baby bank, donut eaters, people who know how to swim, people who don't know how to swim, people who cuss, people who have earned speeding tickets, people who as teenagers made out in the back row of the movie theater, people who went to summer camp, influencers, X-gens, boomers, millennials, people on FB, people on Insta, people who actually know what TikTok is, people born before 1980, people born after 1980, and people who look like their dogs.  If you don't belong to one of these limited and exclusive groups, you cannot order this Tee. Sorry, but that's life!

• 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton pre-shrunk fabric
• Left chest pocket in the same color as the shirt