Dear mates in the downunder: Tie me kangaroo down sport... or me koala... or me quokka or me platypus... and fair dinkum... which begs two questions: 1) why would you want to tie down these poster children for cuteness...? and 2) does fair dinkum really mean "complies with accepted standards"...? I giving both of these an "um...no" ... I vote we untie the critters and go with unfair dinkum!

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